whiteworks
Custom Shutters by WhiteWorks
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I worked with an old southern guy who went by the name Cousin John, he had a saying for things that were fucked up, goes like this.
“I’ve been to three county fairs, two hog callings, and a goat Fuckin, but I aint never seen nothing like that” ~Cousin John
So I pulled up to a customers house some time back and see this on the neighbors place. First thing out of my mouth to the customer was what on the hell is that on your neighbors roof? She responded that her neighbor is an idiot, I had that figured out already though. Turns out dude has a beehive in his walls and when it gets bad he turns on the vacuum and sucks up the bees. This is a permanent installation and it’s gone through a couple of iterations before he perfected it.
Dude doesn’t want to spend the money to have the hive removed as they are gonna open up his walls. She said on the first variation she walked out one day and found him out cold laying on the ground after he fell off the roof.
They are out there and they are breeding, and they’re trying to get us.
“I’ve been to three county fairs, two hog callings, and a goat Fuckin, but I aint never seen nothing like that” ~Cousin John
So I pulled up to a customers house some time back and see this on the neighbors place. First thing out of my mouth to the customer was what on the hell is that on your neighbors roof? She responded that her neighbor is an idiot, I had that figured out already though. Turns out dude has a beehive in his walls and when it gets bad he turns on the vacuum and sucks up the bees. This is a permanent installation and it’s gone through a couple of iterations before he perfected it.
Dude doesn’t want to spend the money to have the hive removed as they are gonna open up his walls. She said on the first variation she walked out one day and found him out cold laying on the ground after he fell off the roof.
They are out there and they are breeding, and they’re trying to get us.