you pee in the river!!

[Teal_Tornado]

I just informed my wife's family (not boat people) where you pee when your on the water, and you would have thought I told them i just shit in the coffee maker!! my mother in law told me that I should have a "pee pot" on bored because peeing in the river was disgusting!! sooooo peeing in the river disgusting!! giant bucket o piss on the boat ok. i would love to have a boat with a head but i dont so heres to peeing in the river!!:champagne::drnkfr:beer

 

[shintoooo]

We usually take a trip to the damn and I have everyone pee over there. That way it just goes to Parker. :skull

 

[RogerThat99]

Obviously they have never been on a boat. Who doesn't pee in the water?? The piss bottle / bucket is a NASTY idea.

 

[RogerThat99]

Arial pic of Parker...thanks to Shintoooo and family.

 

[Chico&Zeus]

The worst part is that all of the combined piss from all of the Lakes ends up here in Phoenix as our drinking water... Oh well, :drnkfr

 

[RitcheyRch]

I piss in Blythe so it goes to Mexico.

We usually take a trip to the damn and I have everyone pee over there. That way it just goes to Parker. :skull

 

[2Driver]

Where do you think the "treated" sewage is going now that 50,000+ people are connected to LHC sewage system?

 

[RogerThat99]

Where do you think the "treated" sewage is going now that 50,000+ people are connected to LHC sewage system?

Run it through some gravel and serve it up.

 

[DaytonaBabe]

There's nothing like chugging a beer and peeing in the river at the same time! :drnkfr

 

[Some Kind Of Monster]

Who was it that bet on whether their turds sink or float? Now thats disgusting..

 

[SuperJet]

I just informed my wife's family (not boat people) where you pee when your on the water, and you would have thought I told them i just shit in the coffee maker!! my mother in law told me that I should have a "pee pot" on bored because peeing in the river was disgusting!! sooooo peeing in the river disgusting!! giant bucket o piss on the boat ok. i would love to have a boat with a head but i dont so heres to peeing in the river!!:champagne::drnkfr:beer

Let me guess, they all look at you funny when you say prop check, and leave the room to take a leak lol


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[t&y]

Who was it that bet on whether their turds sink or float? Now thats disgusting..

Now that depends entirely on the composition of the turd. Where is brown when we need him.

 

[rivergames]

I love floating around the water and peeing. I wish I was doing that right now :thumbsup

 

[ChumpChange]

We usually take a trip to the damn and I have everyone pee over there. That way it just goes to Parker. :skull

Dam?:skull

 

[Gramps]

I piss in the Santa Clara river in front of my house, it flows into the Virgin River in St. George and that goes into Lake Mead. I get to piss on all you downstream suckers.

 

[Letsride22]

I pee in Powell every chance I get. Cheers!

 

[jetboatmatt]

The Channel during Memorial weekend might have a little piss in it!! Kinda gross but have a few more beers and you will forget about it!!! Hahahha

 

[Abc123]

Those sound like some really fun people to take to the river or to hang out with in general

 

[shintoooo]

Dam?:skull

Dam it

 

[pronstar]

The Channel during Memorial weekend might have a little piss in it!! Kinda gross but have a few more beers and you will forget about it!!! Hahahha

On a busy weekend, I believe the majority of the channel is pee.

 

[OCMerrill]

I just informed my wife's family (not boat people) where you pee when your on the water, and you would have thought I told them i just shit in the coffee maker!! my mother in law told me that I should have a "pee pot" on bored because peeing in the river was disgusting!! sooooo peeing in the river disgusting!! giant bucket o piss on the boat ok. i would love to have a boat with a head but i dont so heres to peeing in the river!!:champagne::drnkfr:beer

If you have a porta potty everybody has to use it. If you dont have one, amazingly enough nobody has to use it.

 

[pronstar]

I love this

 

[Teal_Tornado]

Those sound like some really fun people to take to the river or to hang out with in general

Yep.. In laws... I think it would be kinda funny to drop them off at the flouting shitter in the middle of august! Hahaha!! They will be peeing in the water after that!!

 

[Abc123]

Yep.. In laws... I think it would be kinda funny to drop them off at the flouting shitter in the middle of august! Hahaha!! They will be peeing in the water after that!!

LOL!
I hope the wife agreed after to never bring them again.

Hey next time you have them over, hand them a bucket at the door and tell them that your restrooms are down for maintenance.

 

[28Eliminator]

My wife; "honey the water is cold"

Me; "not over here by me babe". Lol!!


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[Abc123]

My wife; "honey the water is cold"

Me; "not over here by me babe". Lol!!


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LOL!

I once took a friend to Lake Mohave. We were getting ready to pull him up on the wakeboard and yelled out "hold on"...so after a few minutes he yells " ok, Im done poopin, lets hit it". :champagne:

 

[RUNNINHOTRACING163.1]

I love floating around the water and peeing. I wish I was doing that right now :thumbsup

like a good Orgasm ha :lmao:beer:beer









ROCK ON IRISH 69 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ITS A SKATER NATION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:drnkfr

 

[28Eliminator]

LOL!

I once took a friend to Lake Mohave. We were getting ready to pull him up on the wakeboard and yelled out "hold on"...so after a few minutes he yells " ok, Im done poopin, lets hit it". :champagne:

AHHHH!! All I can think of right now is the pool scene from Caddyshack... the Baby Ruth.. :lmao:monkeypee:monkeypee

 

[Abc123]

AHHHH!! All I can think of right now is the pool scene from Caddyshack... the Baby Ruth.. :lmao:monkeypee:monkeypee

Great movie! I'm gonna have to watch that again soon.

 

[HocusPocus]

We floated down that river drinking bear for 6 and a half hours?not one person had to pee. Is that normal. I?d like to think my friends wouldn?t pee on themselves. I know i would. That was the best thing about tubing the river, you could just paddle up to someone you don't even know, talk to them while you?re peeing on yourself. That?s relaxed right there. If you?re floating down a river, drinking a beer, peeing on yourself, there?s no tension there.

Soooo relaxing! :thumbsup

 

[Chili Palmer]

I pee, therefore I am.

 

[Ziggy]

If I'm in the water then that's where the deposit lands, if I'm beached I'll go into the bushes and release. No need to make them Parker peeps wax the bottom of their boats more than they already need.
As Bob Marley would say... "RESPECT".

 

[Ziggy]

Who was it that bet on whether their turds sink or float? Now thats disgusting..

Healthy poop sinks---fyi

 

[Terminal Velocity]

Why not bow to her wishes. Let her piss in a bucket. Say thanks, then toss the piss overboard, the look on her face should be worth it. And you provided her what she asked for. Lol. And please provide pics of the horror.

 

[randyjet]

The worst is trying to out run the turds they always chase you down river but you don't need toilet paper the river is a natural Bidet.

 

[racered]

I don't know, but if you pinch or pee, does F&G inspect for those invasive larve??:smackbum:

 

[djunkie]

Those sound like some really fun people to take to the river or to hang out with in general

I'll bet people are thinking the same thing about you after reading some of your posts the last few days.


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[Sandlord]

If its yellow, release the fellow.
If its brown, make it drown.

 

[Faceaz]

Great... Somebody is going to get so offended, somehow translate that to piss being in their drinking water & get it on a ballot to make it illegal. Thousands of non-river goers will vote it into law & law inforcement will go insane trying to figure out how to implement it. Meanwhile the states will spend millions of our dollars to try & prevent it, exactly nothing will be accomplished & some politician will claim it's somehow stimulating the economy.

 

[rivermobster]

They prolly don't pee in the shower either!

 

[djunkie]

Great... Somebody is going to get so offended, somehow translate that to piss being in their drinking water & get it on a ballot to make it illegal. Thousands of non-river goers will vote it into law & law inforcement will go insane trying to figure out how to implement it. Meanwhile the states will spend millions of our dollars to try & prevent it, exactly nothing will be accomplished & some politician will claim it's somehow stimulating the economy.

You just summed up most of our current shitty laws. LOL


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[lebel409]

Let me guess, they all look at you funny when you say prop check

I'd look at you funny too if it was a jet...

 

[shintoooo]

They prolly don't pee in the shower either!

 

[SuperJet]

I'd look at you funny too if it was a jet...

Hahahaha was waiting to see if anyone would catch that. To be fair I call pump check


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[28Eliminator]

You just summed up most of our current shitty laws. LOL


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Actually I think he summarized our whole current society.


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[plaster dave]

I just informed my wife's family (not boat people) where you pee when your on the water, and you would have thought I told them i just shit in the coffee maker!! my mother in law told me that I should have a "pee pot" on bored because peeing in the river was disgusting!! sooooo peeing in the river disgusting!! giant bucket o piss on the boat ok. i would love to have a boat with a head but i dont so heres to peeing in the river!!:champagne::drnkfr:beer

That was my wife when we first got together. She also said no to the pucker butt bikini. She now pees in the water and sport a pucker butt. :champagne::champagne:

We usually take a trip to the damn and I have everyone pee over there. That way it just goes to Parker. :skull

LMFAO

 

[28Eliminator]

That was my wife when we first got together. She also said no to the pucker butt bikini. She now pees in the water and sport a pucker butt. :champagne::champagne:


LMFAO

Pucker butt???? Fuck I'm old..


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[miniboatfan]

Ya, me too!

 

[mark49]

I'm pretty much the most obnoxious SOB in these two states, but me and my family don't like to piss or crap in the lake/river. AZ went out of there way to build all those bathrooms and BBQ shelters. Couldn't you just all pull over and let everyone piss, its our lake we don't piss in our bathtubs before we wash, or do you?
Just saying......

 

[jake]

On a busy weekend, I believe the majority of the channel is pee.

why do you think the channel is 5 degrees warmer than the rest of the lake?