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Every time Donny says "really", "great", "very" or "fake news" take a drink. Good luck not being passed out in the first 10 minutes.:drink
 

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There is an over/under in Vegas on how many times he says "believe me".

Got to love capitalism. Making money off everything. :thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
 

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Get used to it, snowflakes. Or you'll look like crybabies for years.

Oh and State of the Union isn't until January.
Let's call this State of the TRUMP. :eek
 

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I hope he doesn't bring up Bernie or Hillary and I hope he focuses on the important issues which are the economy, healthcare, and our absolutely fucked up immigration policy and system.

I don't want to hear that he's going to fix these things. I want to hear how the fuck he's going to do it because up until now I have not heard anything about how it's going to get done.
 

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I hope he doesn't bring up Bernie or Hillary and I hope he focuses on the important issues which are the economy, healthcare, and our absolutely fucked up immigration policy and system.

I don't want to hear that he's going to fix these things. I want to hear how the fuck he's going to do it because up until now I have not heard anything about how it's going to get done.
X2 BINGO
If he brings up Hillary or Bernie, I'm going to ban grads for two weeks. :D

Crap, looks like I'll have some time to do my "honey do" list.:grumble:
 

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I hope he doesn't bring up Bernie or Hillary and I hope he focuses on the important issues which are the economy, healthcare, and our absolutely fucked up immigration policy and system.

I don't want to hear that he's going to fix these things. I want to hear how the fuck he's going to do it because up until now I have not heard anything about how it's going to get done.

He can't.

Like Obama promising people can keep their doctors, Trump has promised the moon to his constituents on healthcare, deficits, defense and the rest. It is mathematically impossible for him to do as he promised. But like Obama believers, Trump believers are also true believers and nothing anyone can say will change the mind of these two identical groups.

But rest assured, the Trumpkins will continue to argue he can deliver all he has stated to include an even bigger promise than "you can keep your doctor" that Obama made, which was the Trump promise that you "can have everything".

[video=youtube;TPJfKdp3bDs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPJfKdp3bDs[/video]
 

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He can't.

Like Obama promising people can keep their doctors, Trump has promised the moon to his constituents on healthcare, deficits, defense and the rest. It is mathematically impossible for him to do as he promised. But like Obama believers, Trump believers are also true believers and nothing anyone can say will change the mind of these two identical groups.

But rest assured, the Trumpkins will continue to argue he can deliver all he has stated to include an even bigger promise than "you can keep your doctor" that Obama made, which was the Trump promise that you "can have everything".

[video=youtube;TPJfKdp3bDs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPJfKdp3bDs[/video]

He used the words "competition" and "great", no wonder he got elected.:rolleyes Oh, and screw you on the "two identical groups" reference. ;)
 

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"bigly" and you have to down every drink in front of you.
 

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Ahhhhhhhhh you fucking clowns, what's the matter, don't like our President? You scumbags should have taken better care of the nation.


He won't be able to do half the shit he promises and 530 is right, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!! All I know is the Tards and RINO's can suck our dicks!!!! :finger
 

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Trigger warning GRADS, trigger warning GRADS.......


Half of President Donald Trump's six guests for tonight are family members of murder victims in cases where police have charged undocumented immigrants for the crimes.

They include Jessica Davis and Susan Oliver, whose husbands were sheriff's deputies killed in the Sacramento area in 2014. The suspect, who is awaiting trial, is an undocumented immigrant who had been deported twice. Jamiel Shaw, Sr., whose 17-year-old son Jamiel Jr. was shot and killed in 2008 by an undocumented immigrant who was convicted.


How dare him!!!!!!! :thumbsdown:finger
 

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"bigly" and you have to down every drink in front of you.

BTW it's big league...he said big league...not bigly...pull the dildo out of your ear or get a q-tip to clean out the piss that is still in there.
 

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They include Jessica Davis and Susan Oliver, whose husbands were sheriff's deputies killed in the Sacramento area in 2014. The suspect, who is awaiting trial, is an undocumented immigrant who had been deported twice. Jamiel Shaw, Sr., whose 17-year-old son Jamiel Jr. was shot and killed in 2008 by an undocumented immigrant who was convicted.
Yeah that was a sad deal. I remember it well. Had a couple friends that worked with them.
BTW it's big league...he said big league...not bigly...pull the dildo out of your ear or get a q-tip to clean out the piss that is still in there.

No it's BIGLY.
 

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BTW it's big league...he said big league...not bigly...pull the dildo out of your ear or get a q-tip to clean out the piss that is still in there.

He's late for his weekly piss flush, only thing that gets the shit out of his ears that his boyfriend leaves behind.
 

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Trigger warning GRADS, trigger warning GRADS.......


Half of President Donald Trump's six guests for tonight are family members of murder victims in cases where police have charged undocumented immigrants for the crimes.

They include Jessica Davis and Susan Oliver, whose husbands were sheriff's deputies killed in the Sacramento area in 2014. The suspect, who is awaiting trial, is an undocumented immigrant who had been deported twice. Jamiel Shaw, Sr., whose 17-year-old son Jamiel Jr. was shot and killed in 2008 by an undocumented immigrant who was convicted.


How dare him!!!!!!! :thumbsdown:finger


:eek WTFF???
"undocumented immigrant"?


Have you gone over to the dark side?
 

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:eek WTFF???
"undocumented immigrant"?


Have you gone over to the dark side?

I forgot my website reference.....................www RINO'sPreviewTrump'sSpeech .com


I beg for forgiveness!!!!! :D
 

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Flip flop....:p

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/polit...undocumented-immigrants/ar-AAnEkiI?li=BBnb7Kz

WASHINGTON ? President Trump, signaling a potential major shift in policy, told news anchors on Tuesday that he is open to a broad immigration overhaul that would grant legal status to millions of undocumented immigrants who have not committed serious crimes.

Does it upset you to learn President Trump is considering alternatives to a serious/troubling situation and acting in a rational manner?
 

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Oh and by the way, I know his address tonight is on almost every single major network but I will be watching it on Fox so that when he tries to go back on his words later on and tries to say it's fake news, I will know exactly what he said. ;)


I'm sure the other networks will be showing an alternative address. :lmao
 

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All these congressmen and women are going to be sore as fuck tomorrow from standing and sitting and standing and sitting and standing and sitting and......

For most of them, it's the only exercise they get all year. :D
 

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All these congressmen and women are going to be sore as fuck tomorrow from standing and sitting and standing and sitting and standing and sitting and......

For most of them, it's the only exercise they get all year. :D

You mean the Republican congressmen and women :p
 

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When he said he would repeal Obamacare, the tards just sat there like bobble heads while some women politicians were throwing the thumbs down. Turds are funny little people to watch when their butts are getting reamed. :lmao
 

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The dems butts are going to get sores on them from sitting without ever standing or repositioning. Bobble heads is what I'm going to start calling the goofy bastards.
 

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That was pretty good. I expected to be drunk on my ass by now. Good job Trumpster.
 

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Hey, he didn't go "off-script" ... proves he can at lease read ... :skull
 
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