Meaney77
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http://bakersfield.craigslist.org/cto/4823188020.html
First off, if you thought this was an ad for some Daihatsu Samurai Nordstrom's mall crawler, close this page. You're not ready.
This is three thousand pounds of American Muscle Steak and Eggs. Forged in the fiery hell of Detroit Michigan, from the same steel as Captain America's shield and Superman's cape, this truck chews tobacco and spits molten sex appeal. About every third Saturday, I find two smart cars and a Toyota Prius wedged up in the wheel wells. The interior is 100% Kodiak Bearskin and NASA-approved rocket chair.
The Air Conditioning is in excellent order, but really...if you're hot, it's because the massive 8 cylinder thunderstorm under the hood is spewing Clydesdale horses as you try to outrun the Victoria's Secret Angels that are in hot pursuit. Just take off the rear cab, and flex those guns, under the California sunshine, while your American bald eagle rides shotgun.
The 31" (31-10.5X15) Michelin LTX AT2 tires might as well be sharpened Puma claws, the way they cut into the asphalt, like C Thomas Howell into a new deer, ala "Red Dawn." With less than 10k miles, they still have whiskers, and so will you, just by climbing into this beast.
The interior smells like Neal Armstrong, Magnum P.I. and Rocky Balboa. Immaculately maintained, and always garaged, so the clamoring hordes wouldn't cover it in drool and fingerprints, there isn't a blemish, dent, rust, or hidden flaw on this beauty. Does Batman park the Batmobile outside? Did Pepe keep his Little Mule parked in the yard, in "Romancing the Stone"? Neither do I.
Those roof racks? Seal Team Six approved for loading Zodiac boats and 50cal ammo cans. On the back, there's a 2" receiver for pulling the nose off the Sphynx or launching Sonny Crockett's cigarette boat, as "Smuggler's Blues" blasts out of the stereo.
If you have any questions, call or text, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible, with a call or additional specific pictures from my phone. If you're nearby, come take a look, a test drive, then make me an offer.
I purchased this truck from the original owner in '94 when it was only 5 years old, and it's been my pride and joy ever since. Be sure, everything works, and has been routinely serviced and cared for.You won't be disappointed, this car looks even better in person.
And get ready to buy a cape, hero.
First off, if you thought this was an ad for some Daihatsu Samurai Nordstrom's mall crawler, close this page. You're not ready.
This is three thousand pounds of American Muscle Steak and Eggs. Forged in the fiery hell of Detroit Michigan, from the same steel as Captain America's shield and Superman's cape, this truck chews tobacco and spits molten sex appeal. About every third Saturday, I find two smart cars and a Toyota Prius wedged up in the wheel wells. The interior is 100% Kodiak Bearskin and NASA-approved rocket chair.
The Air Conditioning is in excellent order, but really...if you're hot, it's because the massive 8 cylinder thunderstorm under the hood is spewing Clydesdale horses as you try to outrun the Victoria's Secret Angels that are in hot pursuit. Just take off the rear cab, and flex those guns, under the California sunshine, while your American bald eagle rides shotgun.
The 31" (31-10.5X15) Michelin LTX AT2 tires might as well be sharpened Puma claws, the way they cut into the asphalt, like C Thomas Howell into a new deer, ala "Red Dawn." With less than 10k miles, they still have whiskers, and so will you, just by climbing into this beast.
The interior smells like Neal Armstrong, Magnum P.I. and Rocky Balboa. Immaculately maintained, and always garaged, so the clamoring hordes wouldn't cover it in drool and fingerprints, there isn't a blemish, dent, rust, or hidden flaw on this beauty. Does Batman park the Batmobile outside? Did Pepe keep his Little Mule parked in the yard, in "Romancing the Stone"? Neither do I.
Those roof racks? Seal Team Six approved for loading Zodiac boats and 50cal ammo cans. On the back, there's a 2" receiver for pulling the nose off the Sphynx or launching Sonny Crockett's cigarette boat, as "Smuggler's Blues" blasts out of the stereo.
If you have any questions, call or text, and I'll try to get back to you as soon as possible, with a call or additional specific pictures from my phone. If you're nearby, come take a look, a test drive, then make me an offer.
I purchased this truck from the original owner in '94 when it was only 5 years old, and it's been my pride and joy ever since. Be sure, everything works, and has been routinely serviced and cared for.You won't be disappointed, this car looks even better in person.
And get ready to buy a cape, hero.
That's funny..
