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rrrr

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It's been said millions of times, and worth repeating. :eek:

The prosecution said they believe she shot McNew between the eyes then fled the house, only to return hours later to stage the crime scene as a robbery.

“The crime scene, the forensic evidence, and actions of the defendant all point to one thing: She went there, she pointed a deadly weapon at him, and she shot him once between the eyes. That is murder,” McElroy told the court, according to the newspaper.


https://www.foxnews.com/us/sugar-da...-when-stripper-killed-pharma-exec-prosecutors
 

monkeyswrench

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He And The Stripper Lived Happily Ever After

...And Other Ghetto Fairytales
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Never take a stripper home...didn't that guy know anything?
 

DrunkenSailor

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Never take a stripper home... To your home... Take her to a buddies house.

We all know strippers are crazy. The well adjusted ones working their way through school is the unicorn. There is always collateral damage. Poor guy thought he was living the dream...
 

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I've seen this situation more than once.

I've always said Rule Of Thumb with Strippers is, you can bang em, but don't date em.
 

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I went through a couple "exotic dancers" in my younger years.
 

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I went through a couple "exotic dancers" in my younger years.

See here is where we differed...

I dated a few "cocktail waitresses at a strip club", Little did I know at the time, but this was code for "stripper". It was never worth the energy.
 

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See here is where we differed...

I dated a few "cocktail waitresses at a strip club", Little did I know at the time, but this was code for "stripper". It was never worth the energy.

100% :D
 

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I went through a couple "exotic dancers" in my younger years.
Had a few in my wild younger day's and actually took one to court for a car and wound up on judge Judy in 1997 when the show started.
 

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I did.Filed the case with small claims court in Culver City and got a call from the shows producer and hung up on her thought she was fuckin with me but after a couple attempts we talked and the reason I agreed to do it is if you won the show paid the judgement and as anyone who has won a small claim good luck actually getting paid if you win.
 

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He fell for one of the classic blunders of all time. The first is getting in a land war in asia. The second and less well known is dating a stripper and expecting it to go smoothly.

:D
 

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the charts sum it really good, the crazy ones can make your life a living hell
 

DaveC

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Who the hell does that? That is just plain greedy.

You just let the rub and tug girl work her magic with the happy ending. Thats the whole point. Her expert technique in the happy ending.

This third is banging the rub and tug girl. NEVER bang the rub and tug girl.


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Thanks for the reminder....went through a hairdresser last year and am having a hell of a time with a red head now.
That "crazy/hot" video is very true!
Many years ago l went through the daily double in one year, a stripper and escort lady both met in 2 different parties. When both started early crazy head shit l punted them both quickly and cleanly. A dopey mate of mine thought they were hot and horney (and they were)and let his little head think before his big head and in both instances was burned.o_O
I told him think "WOMBAT", eats ROOTS, SHOOTS and LEAVES.:D
 

Old Texan

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Just like women outside the biz, you'll have crazies. Just got to figure 'em out.

I know several that stripped for the money and then went into other businesses making great money. All had class and just liked being naked around men.

Stay clear of drug heads and alkys. Those are the dangerous ones out for themselves. Real easy to spot and differentiate from cool ladies
 
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