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I am at my son's track meet today. Sitting here in the bleachers and I catch a whiff of this smell. It takes me a minute to figure out what it is. Nail polish. I look over and this guy in his mid forties is painting his toes..... WTF.
 

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He had these purple things to separate his toes and everything.
 

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Gay man or butch soccer mom? Shouldn't happen unless you pass out drunk.
 

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I am at my son's track meet today. Sitting here in the bleachers and I catch a whiff of this smell. It takes me a minute to figure out what it is. Nail polish. I look over and this guy in his mid forties is painting his toes..... WTF.

I agree its fucking weird. But most guys that have painted tone nails I know are recovered drug or alcohol addicts. Don't get it but its just something they do. To each his own, if it helps in addiction I'm alright with it.
 

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His man card needs to be revoked immediately..
 

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I agree its fucking weird. But most guys that have painted tone nails I know are recovered drug or alcohol addicts. Don't get it but its just something they do. To each his own, if it helps in addiction I'm alright with it.

I can understand it if it means something for recovering addicts. This guy was talking to a friend like it was as normal as brushing his teeth. He was there to watch his daughter compete in the track meet.
People do weird shit.
 

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I can understand it if it means something for recovering addicts. This guy was talking to a friend like it was as normal as brushing his teeth. He was there to watch his daughter compete in the track meet.
People do weird shit.

Must be a west coast thing... :D What color was he using?
 

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I spend all summer on the river with a French tip pedicure. You wouldn't believe the conversation starter it is with women at Foxes, pirates etc :D
 

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I spend all summer on the river with a French tip pedicure. You wouldn't believe the conversation starter it is with women at Foxes, pirates etc :D

Do they ask you for pointers on bikini waxing :)
 

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I am at my son's track meet today. Sitting here in the bleachers and I catch a whiff of this smell. It takes me a minute to figure out what it is. Nail polish. I look over and this guy in his mid forties is painting his toes..... WTF.

I just got a little puke in my mouth, must be Adam & Steve :eek
 

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I just got a little puke in my mouth, must be Adam & Steve :eek

I really don't think this guy was gay. Metrosexual, sure. Eccentric, definitely. My first thought was he made a bet with his daughter. He was talking to a lady and told her his nails "feel naked" without paint.
 

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Haha. My 8 year old daughter insists she paint my nails just about every weekend.

Really its more funny seeing you guys freak out about it.
 

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I am at my son's track meet today. Sitting here in the bleachers and I catch a whiff of this smell. It takes me a minute to figure out what it is. Nail polish. I look over and this guy in his mid forties is painting his toes..... WTF.

That wouldn't bother me as much as the package highlighting, lycra-spandex body stocking.
 

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Haha. My 8 year old daughter insists she paint my nails just about every weekend.

Really its more funny seeing you guys freak out about it.

Ya my toes are always painted... My little girls do it to, I do get lots of comments boating though.
 

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I would not think twice about a man having thier daughter or granddaughter painting their toenails, but a man doing himself that's just gay
 

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Did he happen to have a Toe ring also?
 

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Might have been Chuck Liddell, who wants to step up and call him gay. Or maybe Dwayne Wade, NBA two time finals champion, or maybe Dean McDermott (Tori Spelling's husband), possibly Scott Speed from Formula One and NASCAR, Seal the singer/performer. While it's unusual and different there are a number of men that do it.

Every year we go to a pirate party, it's a good time, and everyone dresses up. I'll paint my toes black for the party. Not a big deal, I'm confident in my sexuality and could care less about what closed minded insecure people think. However, sometimes I'll keep them painted for a couple weeks after the party just to see the homophobes go sideways.

Honestly, I'd rather see a guy who takes pride in himself and the care of his feet than some of the disgusting yellow dead nail bear claws I've seen while boating, LOL.
 
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