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Of course they're scissors

RitcheyRch

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Hopefully this doesnt offend someone.

There are times when kids draw something and you just have to say... 'Wow, tell me about your picture,' because you have no clue what it is...


QUOTE FROM THE MOM:

THIS IS MY KINDERGARTNER'S ARTISTIC RENDERING OF A PAIR OF SCISSORS.

I WONDER WHAT HIS TEACHER THOUGHT.

I ALLOWED MYSELF JUST A SMALL SMIRK WHEN I SAW IT.

I WAITED UNTIL HE WAS OUT OF THE ROOM UNTIL I STARTED CRYING FROM LAUGHING SO HARD.

WELL, OF COURSE THEY'RE SCISSORS.

IF YOU KNOW SOMEONE WITH A SMALL CHILD OR IF YOU ARE A TEACHER YOU WILL LOVE THIS!

AS YOU ALL KNOW I WILL BE REQUIRED TO PROUDLY DISPLAY THIS ON
MY REFRIGERATOR FOR A LENGTH OF TIME .
 

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DeltaSigBoater

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A pair of curved scissors... actually they look more like shears to me :cool:
 

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What else would they be????....:hmm......:D
 

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Never run with scissors :p
 

Mandelon

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That's too funny!

Have the kid draw a tall vase with flowers... :D
 

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The funny part is the kid is telling his friends he drew a cock and balls and told the teacher it was scissors and she believed it. :D
 

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The kid can spell scissors, but draws them like that? I dunno....:hmm
 

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The funny part is the kid is telling his friends he drew a cock and balls and told the teacher it was scissors and she believed it. :D
Dude, you been watchin too much Southpark :p
 

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Tomorrow they will return with a drawing of a couple of undivided wedges of orange.
 
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