Stupid Warning labels: Post them up for a good laugh

[Sleeper CP]

Now is this catering to the lowest common denominator?

S CP

 

[pronstar]

 

[Tamalewagon]

"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.

Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

"Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you." -- On a motorcycle helmet-mounted rear-view mirror.

"Warning: Riders of personal watercraft may suffer injury due to the forceful injection of water into body cavities either by falling into the water or while mounting the craft." -- In the manual for a jetski.

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

"Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a muffin at a 7-11.

"Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

"Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

"Serving suggestion: Defrost." -- On a Swann frozen dinner.

"Simply pour the biscuits into a bowl and allow the cat to eat when it wants." -- On a bag of cat biscuits.

"In order to get out of car, open door, get out, lock doors, and then close doors." -- In a car manual.

 

[Tom Brown]

"Caution: Do not look directly at laser with remaining eye."

 

[2Driver]

I took this at the local Safeway gas station. It struck me as funny.

 

[djunkie]

I don't have a picture of it but I always laugh when I see the sign going into Havasu from Parker that says "Use headlights day and night".

 

[hplavey]

I don't have a picture of it but I always laugh when I see the sign going into Havasu from Parker that says "Use headlights day and night".

Thats so you can see someone heading toward you while passing on a 2 lane road

 

[hplavey]

Heres one

 

[Luvnlife]

I don't have a picture, I don't know if it's everywhere but is in SoCal (go figure),,,,,,,,,,,,,"Don't abandon your baby" What ? You really have to tell someone that:thumbsdown

 

[djunkie]

Thats so you can see someone heading toward you while passing on a 2 lane road

I laugh that they're telling you to use them at night. I guess some people might not know better.

 

[Dave Wettlaufer]

I'm thinking that the Nissan Leaf needs one that says "Don't go more than 40 miles from home....just to be safe."

 

[pronstar]

I'm thinking that the Nissan Leaf needs one that says "Don't go more than 40 miles from home....just to be safe."

That puts you at 80 miles round-trip...definitely not safe.
Make it 20 miles from home

 

[Dave Wettlaufer]

That puts you at 80 miles round-trip...definitely not safe.
Make it 20 miles from home

Noted.

 

[Sleeper CP]

Heres one

That is indeed stupid.

S CP

 

[Zaairman]

:grumble:

 

[WTRR]

Took this pic in Mississippi.

 

[Mr. C]

 

[TDiamond]

The sad truth is that alot of these stupid warning labels are the result from a manufacturer of a product being sued by some idiot that needed to be protected from their own stupidity.