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@angiebaby and I love bars. I suspect the rest of you do as well. I guess that between the lot of us, we could assemble a pretty damn good list of drinking establishments worth a few minutes of our time. I did a quick search to see if this has been covered before and was surprised I did not see a global list of fine drinking establishments, so VIN be damned.

Every list needs a few rules, so ignore them if you like.
Post a Link if possible
Post a reason or story as to why it is a great bar.

In no particular order of value, I will submit a few to get us started.

Hogs and Heifers Las Vegas
@DaddyMack from the Hot Boat days took me to this bar for the first time during the SEMA show years ago. I knew I was in trouble when the bartenders shouted "DADDY MACK In THE HOUSE" when we walked in. He and I closed the bar with a handful of drunk bartenders in the early hours of the morning. As a side note, @angiebaby may or may not have a picture of her boobs hanging in the men's room. She never wanted to sacrifice a nice bra in that place, so she put them in her purse when we visited. It's a must-visit when we are in Vegas.

Hogs Breath Saloon
I got so drunk here that my Liver hurt the next day. Enough said. I love this bar. Well, to be honest, I love Duval Street. Honorable mention to the Green Parrot, and I was not down with Garden of Eden no matter how drunk the idea of my balls sticking to the barstool was not attractive.

Boardmanville trading post
You might say this is where I learned the fine art of drinking. My step Mom was the Step Daughter of Chuck Boardman (RIP). As a preteen, I spent every holiday in Glamis pumping gas, stealing beer, and raging the dunes. Dad was a member of the Looney Duners, so we spent much time out there. My hand-drawn maps used to hang in the OG single-wide store if those walls could talk.

Oldest Bar in Nevada
A regular visit for us when we lived in Reno, this bar is fantastic. The Bloody Mary is a highlight. Rachel Welch Bra's story is worth the trip to this cool off-the-beaten-path bar.
Honorable mention to Dirty Dicks for an old west off-grid break from reality. Cell Phones don't work here. Pretty epic off-roading out in the center of Nevada.

BullDog
I'm not sure why I like this crappy little Bar with Liquor in the front and poker in the rear other than its fierce resistance to the BS that has sprung up on all sides of this once sleepy town turned Yuppie getaway. Old school Montana bar that is holding on to its roots. Honorable mention to The Jack Saloon in Lolo Mt. This is a must-visit for nothing else than the building. Massive logs.

If you are lucky, you have a bar story that you always tell. Mine takes place at Tootsies Orchid Lounge in Nashville, Tennessee.
Tootsies
There is so much to tell about the 18 hours I spent in Nashville with some great friends on our way to launch the start-up of SXSPerformance.com at some hillbilly UTV event in Tenessee. I will just share the highlight. Somehow we got the Willie Nelson smoking section booth. Bought the band for the night and got them to play only the songs we wanted. At some point, we told them we wanted them to play David Allen Coe songs, but not "You never call me by my name." We liked that nasty stuff that would make women blush. Edit: There is an RDP lurker member who was with me. I will keep his name private unless he wants to share.

When they said they were going to play it with a twist, our minds were blown. John Prine was sitting in the bar that night. John Prine helped Steve Goodman write the song back in the 70s but never took credit. John Prine joined the band and played the song just for us with a tip of his hat to the drunks in the back with a great taste in music.

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Edit: I should add that we got tossed out of the joint shortly after this picture was taken.
 
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Been to a couple of those, but don't have much to add, just this:
The best bar in the world will always be the one where you and your friends, become friends with the others there.

Be it a hole in the wall, a honky-tonk or an old road house in middle America, no division, just music and laughter 🇺🇲
 

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Cool story about old England pub names and since people couldn’t read back then the signage uses and meanings
 

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Slash X cause we’re with friends and bring the vibe.
Luau Larry’s in Avalon, could sit there all day
Cold Springs tavern San Marcos pass. Just a cool old place.
Roar Room in La crescenta. Small blues hang. Going Wednesday
Rudder Room hallway local bar. Go outback and sit on the beach and watch fat chics in thongs play volleyball with Top Gun dudes and watch boats go out the channel.
Brophy Bros. Original in SB. Weekdays sit at bar and watch the wharf.
 

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Saw it on a 60 minutes piece…great story about old English pubs that claimed to be the oldest ……not into cocks😀😀😀
Looks like a "must-stop" if I ever get to Britain. I've been to the oldest bars in CA, ID, MT, WA, NV, AZ, LA, and KS.
 
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Soggy Dollar Bar on Jost Van Dyke is pretty iconic. May as well ad The Willie T on Norman, since we are in the area.

Ive been all over the world……… been a real bar fly too!

I could ad to this list till Friday, and still forget places!
 

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Soggy Dollar Bar on Jost Van Dyke is pretty iconic. May as well ad The Willie T on Norman, since we are in the area.

Ive been all over the world……… been a real bar fly too!

I could ad to this list till Friday, and still forget places!
Take all the time you need.
 

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Gotta be Lattitude 22 in Cabo, the old location before they moved it behind Costco on the highway. Cool old school decor, vibe, people and the owner MIke was bartender. Some of the best times ever. Blackies in Newport Beach is a close second!
 

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Slash X cause we’re with friends and bring the vibe.
Luau Larry’s in Avalon, could sit there all day


Been to both of these. I think.
Luau Larrys,if I recall I was underage and got the boot. I almost missed the bus back to Two Harbors, where I lived in the summer of 1988.
 

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Our watering hole has been around since the 30s or 40s. When I was a kid there were often horses tied up out front.
The Rock bar and grill about 15 miles west of crescent bar WA.
 

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Here’s one of my favorites…..

You have to listen to the words of the song…….. It is funny!

 

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Can’t remember the name , dammit!
Local bar in steamboat Colorado, there for AHRMA nationals. Sitting at the bar and a couple locals chat us up. Ya here for the races, ya we’re racing. They start buyin and we’re learning a lot about the place.

Start hearing a little commotion so I heads up my brother.
2 dudes 2 chics, one dude comes across the table with a haymaker and clears the other dude. He gets up pushes the table and they go at it. Make there way to the bar and we jump out of the way.
FUCKIN COOL!!! We’re John fucking Wayne and Gary gawdam Cooper in a bar fight in a western bar in Colorado!!!
Ok I’ll stop now kind of went off trail.
 

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Oldest AZ bar is the Palace in Prescott on Whiskey Row. Was featured in the Steve McQueen movie Junior Bonner.

Been there. I guess I need to add to my list :)

I would have to add to Jeff's list the Million Dollar Cowboy Bar in Jackson, WY. I've been in there a handful of times, but we shut it down one night. I don't remember much, but I have some pictures, 😂

Early in the evening:

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Later:

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Still later:

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Matts Saloon in Prescott is a favorite because it’s home town. Been kicked out of every bar on the Row but Matts is more fun because of the swinging doors.

The Spirit Room in Jerome is a favorite for some of the most random people watching you can find.

Anthony’s Disco Bar in Ensenada was always educational RIP.

Club Congress in Tucson had some of the funnest night I can remember (sort of) in my 20s.

The Cow Pony on the east side of tucson was a proper rowdy dive bar as well. The kind of place you could get drunk, laid, and in a fight all in one night, most nights.

I would also vote for Hogs and Heifers in Vegas

Some good times have been had at the Monte V in Flag before and after skiing at Snowbowl.

The TT Roadhouse in Scottsdale is a favorite though last time I was there was years ago after an Agent Orange show. A buddy broke a glass and we had to leave early lol.

Mangos on south beach has a special place in my heart as well 😂

The Meet Rack in Tucson is one of the weirdest bars I’ve been to and I’ve never left remotely sober.

Pretty much all the bars on Duvall lol
 

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If you get to London this place is world renown for Martinis.

The Dukes.

 

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Both bars in williams az. The world famous Sultana and canyon club. Holes in the wall never had more fun. I also feel I made it into every bar in Dublin and they all make the list. I was just to filled up on Guinness to remember the names
 

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Matts Saloon in Prescott is a favorite because it’s home town. Been kicked out of every bar on the Row but Matts is more fun because of the swinging doors.

The Spirit Room in Jerome is a favorite for some of the most random people watching you can find.

Anthony’s Disco Bar in Ensenada was always educational RIP.

Club Congress in Tucson had some of the funnest night I can remember (sort of) in my 20s.

The Cow Pony on the east side of tucson was a proper rowdy dive bar as well. The kind of place you could get drunk, laid, and in a fight all in one night, most nights.

I would also vote for Hogs and Heifers in Vegas

Some good times have been had at the Monte V in Flag before and after skiing at Snowbowl.

The TT Roadhouse in Scottsdale is a favorite though last time I was there was years ago after an Agent Orange show. A buddy broke a glass and we had to leave early lol.

Mangos on south beach has a special place in my heart as well 😂

The Meet Rack in Tucson is one of the weirdest bars I’ve been to and I’ve never left remotely sober.

Pretty much all the bars on Duvall lol
In Tucson did you ever make it to “Someplace Else” with their famous drink the “cum sucking gutter slut” and the “duty hut” in the back and the microphone in the girls restroom?

Owned by Jim Anderson who referred to himself as “God”.

Then he opened up the “Meet rack”.

Good old Tucson bars. Much better than the preppy DirtBags.

They should have had a penicillin dispenser in those places. 😳
 

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Matts Saloon in Prescott is a favorite because it’s home town. Been kicked out of every bar on the Row but Matts is more fun because of the swinging doors.

The Spirit Room in Jerome is a favorite for some of the most random people watching you can find.

Anthony’s Disco Bar in Ensenada was always educational RIP.

Club Congress in Tucson had some of the funnest night I can remember (sort of) in my 20s.

The Cow Pony on the east side of tucson was a proper rowdy dive bar as well. The kind of place you could get drunk, laid, and in a fight all in one night, most nights.

I would also vote for Hogs and Heifers in Vegas

Some good times have been had at the Monte V in Flag before and after skiing at Snowbowl.

The TT Roadhouse in Scottsdale is a favorite though last time I was there was years ago after an Agent Orange show. A buddy broke a glass and we had to leave early lol.

Mangos on south beach has a special place in my heart as well 😂

The Meet Rack in Tucson is one of the weirdest bars I’ve been to and I’ve never left remotely sober.

Pretty much all the bars on Duvall lol
What no Club Bar Miramar in San Felipe!!

Hussongs cantina
Papa and Beers. Both in Ensanada

lol
 

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Don’s Cactus Lounge in Salome!

classic old school bar and good drinks a must stop when doing the AZPT!
 

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This thread really should have categories……. Such as:

Dive Bar
Upscale Bar
Beach Bar
Hotel/Resort Bar
Bars with Pools
Best Swim Up Bar
Remote Location Bars
Unique Bars -example (It’s not uncommon to see naked people jumping from Willie T)
Best View Bars
Most Erotic Bar - Bloody Mary’s on Bora Bora will certainly be on this list. Trapeze Ft LTL too.
Best Live Music Bar
Wildest Bars - There’s an element of danger when going to these places.


I am sure there are many more categories.
 

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Pacific Shores in O B - San Diego, Ca.

cheapest beer in OB! Love the colors and black lights
Great local hang out!


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Gotta be Lattitude 22 in Cabo, the old location before they moved it behind Costco on the highway. Cool old school decor, vibe, people and the owner MIke was bartender. Some of the best times ever. Blackies in Newport Beach is a close second!
This was going to be my exact post. So much of a bar’s character is not only the location , but the history behind it. Mike was definitely one of a kind and I sure enjoyed my visits with him over the years. The world misses him so…
 

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On certain days, Boo Boo Charlies on the top of the hill in Costa Mesa used to have nickel beers in dixie cups !
We'd go up there on our bikes with fake ID's & a pocket full of quarters !
 

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-The Beacon at Lake Tahoe

-Aloha Grill in Huntington for a Rainbow.



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Rudder Room Channel Islands Harbor.
Double Down Saloon Las Vegas
Oak and Ivy Container bar Las Vegas
Carthay Circle Lounge DCA.
Hotel Oatman Bar.
 
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