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Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).
Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat
Procraftkev (4) Baked beans and my own meat
Chipster27 (4) Cesar salad and rolls and some fresh meat
Kate n Daniel (4) Fresh Fruit, wine, Crown Royal, and I'm not falling for the meat jokes, so i'll bring "the other pink meat".... SALMON. ;)


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we are in for the festivities:D:D:champagne::champagne::champagne:

is it bad that we are associated with chipster27 and pronstar?:party2:

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).
Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat
Procraftkev (4) Baked beans and my own meat
Chipster27 (4) Cesar salad and rolls and some fresh meat
Kate n Daniel (4) Fresh Fruit, wine, Crown Royal, and I'm not falling for the meat jokes, so i'll bring "the other pink meat".... SALMON.
ellabo (3) carne asada and a shitload of beer:cool:
ellabo's friends (paul and shannan) dessert (cookies):thumbsup
 
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So Lynn, where are you putting this party on at? Down at the beach thingie??
 

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I'm no TBI, that's the best I could do on short notice! :party2:
 

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Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).
Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat
Procraftkev (4) Baked beans and my own meat
Chipster27 (4) Cesar salad and rolls and some fresh meat
Kate n Daniel (4) Fresh Fruit, wine, Crown Royal, and I'm not falling for the meat jokes, so i'll bring "the other pink meat".... SALMON.
ellabo (3) carne asada and a shitload of beer
ellabo's friends (paul and shannan) dessert (cookies)
BeerMaker(4) Ribeyes for me...Corn on da Cob and 2x shitloads of beer
 

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Hell no, it's at Party Site Central - 41! :party:
I heard Islander security was setting up a substation at the bathrooms coming off the peninsula so they are centrally located between OutCole'd, Me, Mandelon, RiverRoyal and you guys. I also heard they were going to have sobriety check points and db meters for stereos. :rotflmao:
 

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I heard Islander security was setting up a substation at the bathrooms coming off the peninsula so they are centrally located between OutCole'd, Me, Mandelon, RiverRoyal and you guys. I also heard they were going to have sobriety check points and db meters for stereos. :rotflmao:

I've got a DD now, I'm safe.:cool:
 

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I wonder how long until we get kicked out? :skull :eek: :smackbum: :D
 

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Not sure...what's Chips site #?

Who's bringing the plates, napkins and silverware????????

We can bring some plates, nappies and wrenches, too..... Can't WAIT. Emma, Anna and I are coming out on Monday to register the boat and enjoy a little spring break action.... then going back Friday morning. We'll all come back out for Desert Storm (assuming cop school doesn't require Daniel's presence). Oh! I tried to register the boat in CA today and they wouldn't let me - you have to physically have it with you when your register it so they can "verify" the hull and vin numbers. Basterds. Now I have to drive an hour to Kingman and an hour back just to register the boat. I was all worried about the "non resident" fees.... guess how much I have to pay? $95.67. Ooohhhh....that's 20% of the cost of the boat! SICK! :thumbsdown

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The "Original Gas-o-Matic" Fart Toy! Nothings says "Trailer Trash" like a good fart toy!

Everyone who RSVP's for the shindiggy will receive a Gas-o-Matic Fart Toy, a "Fartstrong Foundation" wristband, and a "Who Farted?" t-shirt!

Next to your name on the RSVP list, please list the sizes you will need for your t-shirt! Sizes available are Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large. If you need a XXL, I might be able to root around and find one, but I am not sure if we have any....

If you have never heard of the Gas-o-Matic, just visit our website at www.gas-o-matic.com or www.gassunlimited.com Watch our hilarious videos and see world famous spokesmodel (we like to call her the Fart Tart) Holly Weber. The only chick on the planet who can make farting look sexy!

And in case you didn't realize that you're among royalty when you hang out with the trailer trash crew, the inventor of the Original Gas-o-Matic Fart Toy is none other than..... drum roll...... pause for effect...... Kate!

So, this Desert Storm weekend, we will fly the Who Farted flag proudly and see how long it takes for the Islander to threaten to boot us out!

Come on, Trailer Trash friends.... add your t-shirt sizes to your RSVP and have a gas on Desert Storm weekend!

Hint: go to Youtube.Com and search on gas-o-matic or gassunlimited. See you soon!!!!
 
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The "Original Gas-o-Matic" Fart Toy! Nothings says "Trailer Trash" like a good fart toy!

Everyone who RSVP's for the shindiggy will receive a Gas-o-Matic Fart Toy, a "Fartstrong Foundation" wristband, and a "Who Farted?" t-shirt!

Next to your name on the RSVP list, please list the sizes you will need for your t-shirt! Sizes available are Small, Medium, Large and Extra Large. If you need a XXL, I might be able to root around and find one, but I am not sure if we have any....

Well THAT went over like a fart in church. Jeez - just trying to spice it up. C'mon, you KNOW you want a "Who Farted" T shirt..... Don't make me guess your size....... :)

Kate (who is packing the car ready to leave for Havasu early tomorrow morning.....)
 

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I LOVE THE GASSOMATIC!
DS ITT Shindig-2-Bringing deviled eggs. Randy takes an XL! (of course, we probably won't need the gassomatic after everyone eats my deviled eggs.:fart:
 

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I LOVE THE GASSOMATIC!
DS ITT Shindig-2-Bringing deviled eggs. Randy takes an XL! (of course, we probably won't need the gassomatic after everyone eats my deviled eggs.:fart:

Oh you SO rock, Lynn. One XL "Stay Back 300 feet" shirt for Randy and a dozen bottles of fine wine for you! :drunk

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Oh you SO rock, Lynn. One XL "Stay Back 300 feet" shirt for Randy and a dozen bottles of fine wine for you! :drunk

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Yes, I do rock don't I?;) Pretty sure all the boys would take an XL tee shirt. They're just too shy to speak up! :D
 

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Fine, I'll take two XL's...

Anyone going out for Easter weekend?
 

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Fine, I'll take two XL's...

Anyone going out for Easter weekend?
Do you mean Double XL or (2) XLs?
BTW, keep an eye out for a lost dog named Kevin. It was last seen on the peninsula. Looks kind of scruffy but seems to be friendly.
 

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Yes, I do rock don't I?;) Pretty sure all the boys would take an XL tee shirt. They're just too shy to speak up! :D

Hey, I've been busy, okaaaaayyy! It's tax day - Hellloooo???

K-
I got three boys this trip: 1, Larg, 1 XL, 1 XXL - If you got em, I'll take em! :cool:

See everyone on the 27th, right?
 

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Fine, I'll take two XL's...

Anyone going out for Easter weekend?

I wish. We are here right now, leaving Fridag... Comin back in 2 weeks for DS. It's gorgeous out here right now.

Re t-shirts, I'll bring a bunch of styles and sizes. The Gas-o-Matics are one size fits all, however.... Lol.
 

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Do you mean Double XL or (2) XLs?
BTW, keep an eye out for a lost dog named Kevin. It was last seen on the peninsula. Looks kind of scruffy but seems to be friendly.

Dont forget about that stray on the main road comming in.He will come to ya if hes not to drunk, Just yell chip chip chip chip chip when you drive by the trailer!!!!!:D
 

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I"ll be calling the Islander today to see about reserving the ramada for the shindig. If you're bringing food to share, which you'd better be....please try to have it there by no later than 6. If you're not going to be off the water by then, leave it with me or someone who is going to be around so it's ready to go by the time the food is done and people are ready to eat!:blah:

This is non negotiable!!!:smackbum::skull
 

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I"ll be calling the Islander today to see about reserving the ramada for the shindig. If you're bringing food to share, which you'd better be....please try to have it there by no later than 6. If you're not going to be off the water by then, leave it with me or someone who is going to be around so it's ready to go by the time the food is done and people are ready to eat!:blah:

This is non negotiable!!!:smackbum::skull

You guys heard the Boss, she doesn't mess around either.
 

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Dang, thought it would be at "Party Central aka 41"... The Ramada? How many coming, anyways? :hmm
 

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I"ll be calling the Islander today to see about reserving the ramada for the shindig. If you're bringing food to share, which you'd better be....please try to have it there by no later than 6. If you're not going to be off the water by then, leave it with me or someone who is going to be around so it's ready to go by the time the food is done and people are ready to eat!:blah:

This is non negotiable!!!:smackbum::skull

Ooooohhh, I LOVE it when you take command! Ma'am YES Ma'am!!
 
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