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Nice to see this place is like any other forum, 5 pages in and the derail is in full swing, name calling and nut swinging.




Scared the sh!t out of me so much so I had to change my diaper.I mean, it didn’t seem like @HNL2LH minded when we went blasting past. Look at that smile!! That’s what it’s all about!!(I actually didn’t realize it was him at the time.
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She is running. Ill keep ya posted after the Lower River Run!Does your new bote run!?Too soon?? KIDDING….. Did you get that sorted, I still haven’t heard the story!!
Ya but on the highway you have that yellow line separating you.It actually is, but fun and exciting experiences are a very close second.
We drive cars at 80mph on the freeway all day long passing thousands of others, 3’ away. A boat or two passing you at 80-100mph, 20+ feet away actually sounds quite safe to me…
We gotta get you IN the boat next time.Scared the sh!t out of me so much so I had to change my diaper.![]()
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Can’t imagine if we got drenched.
Im going to assume you would tow your boat with a truck like this:Some of y’all actually complain if one of these boats hauls ass past you and gets you a little wet? It’s the river, your boat is supposed to get wet. I’m all for it and some of my fondest memories of the river/havasu are big cats ripping past me.
I’ve passed and been passed by plenty of boats at 20-50’ while doing 40-70mph(pretty much mandatory on parker). Never had an issue and rarely thought the other guy was being a dick either. Stay in the channel if you’re worried about the big scary boats![]()
Bahaha not at allIm going to assume you would tow your boat with a truck like this:
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Great post!I heard that the girl had a cheap floating fany pack she was wearing. It brought her to the surface and saved her. My son has been using our 22 Stoker and probably has more hours on it then me in the last 10 years. Shit happens real quick on the water so I just bought him jackets similar to this one View attachment 1511254
And typically no currents or changing water conditions....Ya but on the highway you have that yellow line separating you.![]()
Funny you mention big scary boats, once many years ago a 21' day cruiser on the strip was huge, evolution I guess that we are up to 36' cats with 1000 hp hanging off the back.Some of y’all actually complain if one of these boats hauls ass past you and gets you a little wet? It’s the river, your boat is supposed to get wet. I’m all for it and some of my fondest memories of the river/havasu are big cats ripping past me.
I’ve passed and been passed by plenty of boats at 20-50’ while doing 40-70mph(pretty much mandatory on parker). Never had an issue and rarely thought the other guy was being a dick either. Stay in the channel if you’re worried about the big scary boats![]()
I heard that the girl had a cheap floating fany pack she was wearing. It brought her to the surface and saved her. My son has been using our 22 Stoker and probably has more hours on it then me in the last 10 years. Shit happens real quick on the water so I just bought him jackets similar to this one View attachment 1511254
I use the same ones when I’m on the ocean boat. Shit gets real when it’s a small craft advisory going through the Channel Islands on a 25’ Parker Boat.I heard that the girl had a cheap floating fany pack she was wearing. It brought her to the surface and saved her. My son has been using our 22 Stoker and probably has more hours on it then me in the last 10 years. Shit happens real quick on the water so I just bought him jackets similar to this one View attachment 1511254
Looks like it. Pretty cool idea.These are cool. Do they self inflate when submerged?
way more comfy than a regular life jacket.
Good post! Also, air bags, seat belts, engineered car bodies with crumple zones….. the list goes on with the difference of boats and cars. You can’t compare the two. Some of my boats have been in the 100+ mph zone and I still wouldn’t blow past someone 10’ away. The water is unpredictable just like flying an aircraft.Funny you mention big scary boats, once many years ago a 21' day cruiser on the strip was huge, evolution I guess that we are up to 36' cats with 1000 hp hanging off the back.
The difference from the river and the freeway, is on the freeway my wife and kids are not dunking in the water to cool off or have fallen while skiing. And my BS boaters card never mentioned special hrs for skiing and hot lapping, So we all get to use a little common sense and courtesy to share the same space.
Great post!
We have lineline jackets on the boat. But frankly, they're a bit much to be wearing for run to Pirates and really don't wear jackets unless we're running hard in the ocean. I've been looking at picking up like 6 auto inflate streamline jackets for everyone on the boat but there's so many different brands and price points. I love the streamlineness of them and the ease of wear. I think I personally and everyone else would wear them more often if I had some of these.
Fast&Loud Photography posted a video of us from the helicopter running during Supercat on one of the social media platforms (can't remember which) 150 or something comments and a LARGE majority of them was people talking shit because we had no jackets on.Of course also fat bald guy driver, small dick complex, boats are stupid, my fishing boat is faster, buy a cat, that things slow, helicopters are stupid, that's dangerous, someone is going to die, it's too loud, blah blah blah. I swear social media is just full of fucking IDIOTS.
People obviously weren't hugged enough as children. Or maybe hugged too much? I don't know, anyway, I digress. LOL
So, which one of the auto inflate vests are the best and why?
So, which one of the auto inflate vests are the best and why?
We wore these on a friends 32 Cat and they were not that bad. Made me feel much better going over 100MPH. These are USCG Type 2 auto inflate life jacket. Type 2 jackets will rotate an uncontious person face upGreat post!
We have lineline jackets on the boat. But frankly, they're a bit much to be wearing for run to Pirates and really don't wear jackets unless we're running hard in the ocean. I've been looking at picking up like 6 auto inflate streamline jackets for everyone on the boat but there's so many different brands and price points. I love the streamlineness of them and the ease of wear. I think I personally and everyone else would wear them more often if I had some of these.
Fast&Loud Photography posted a video of us from the helicopter running during Supercat on one of the social media platforms (can't remember which) 150 or something comments and a LARGE majority of them was people talking shit because we had no jackets on.Of course also fat bald guy driver, small dick complex, boats are stupid, my fishing boat is faster, buy a cat, that things slow, helicopters are stupid, that's dangerous, someone is going to die, it's too loud, blah blah blah. I swear social media is just full of fucking IDIOTS.
People obviously weren't hugged enough as children. Or maybe hugged too much? I don't know, anyway, I digress. LOL
So, which one of the auto inflate vests are the best and why?
Me too, since I was 4 or 5… to each their ownGood post! Also, air bags, seat belts, engineered car bodies with crumple zones….. the list goes on with the difference of boats and cars. You can’t compare the two. Some of my boats have been in the 100+ mph zone and I still wouldn’t blow past someone 10’ away. The water is unpredictable just like flying an aircraft.
I’m not trying to be a Ken, or an old blue hair that just complains. But I’ve lived this long not being in a boat accident and I’ve been going to the river since I was 5.
I heard that the girl had a cheap floating fany pack she was wearing. It brought her to the surface and saved her. My son has been using our 22 Stoker and probably has more hours on it then me in the last 10 years. Shit happens real quick on the water so I just bought him jackets similar to this one View attachment 1511254
And typically no currents or changing water conditions....
sorry but that paint scheme is fuglyIm going to assume you would tow your boat with a truck like this:
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70 on the parker stip is fucking ridiculous,take your ass on the big giant lake on the other side of the dam.to some of us hauling ass is not impressive at allSome of y’all actually complain if one of these boats hauls ass past you and gets you a little wet? It’s the river, your boat is supposed to get wet. I’m all for it and some of my fondest memories of the river/havasu are big cats ripping past me.
I’ve passed and been passed by plenty of boats at 20-50’ while doing 40-70mph(pretty much mandatory on parker). Never had an issue and rarely thought the other guy was being a dick either. Stay in the channel if you’re worried about the big scary boats![]()
70 is ridiculous on the strip? Then why the fuck are there so many 100mph+ boats on the strip?70 on the parker stip is fucking ridiculous,take your ass on the big giant lake on the other side of the dam.to some of us hauling ass is not impressive at all
Happened me once (more than once, but it didn't end this badly the other times lol)..Where I come from we call it “running out of talent.”
Thank god everyone is ok.
That just it, who the fuck are they even trying to impress? Or is it just the LAM thing going on?70 on the parker stip is fucking ridiculous,take your ass on the big giant lake on the other side of the dam.to some of us hauling ass is not impressive at all
So normally it’s a big butthole?I like em. I’m going to grab a couple for when the water gets really big and my butthole gets really small.
For the record, I never said “its the same as driving on a highway” but I did compare the two and provide facts that almost all of us drive our cars faster, closer, and in about 100x the amount of traffic every day.And...brakes? Never saw a boat with them.
"It's the same as driving on a highway." What a completely lame comparison.
I have a boat that will do well over 100 and I would never pass people so close, nor would I be doing even close to 100 around a turn as witnesses seem to indicate this guy was in this incident. If that's true, there is zero excuse for that.
People who do that kind of stuff are either too dumb to know the risk they are putting themselves and everybody else in or just have egos that won't allow them to back off and stop trying to be a cool guy for just a while. Either way, it's not good. Havasu just seems to have become an ego proving ground for too many people.
I would say if these idiots want to go kill themselves, that's fine, but the problem is that if it happens too often, everybody can look forward to more regulations and rules (no wake zones, etc). Keep it up, morons.
A fun day in the water can turn to shit in an instant. Is proving you're a cool guy worth it?
So normally it’s a big butthole?![]()
You haven't heard the joke?So normally it’s a big butthole?![]()
Happened me once (more than once, but it didn't end this badly the other times lol)..
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For the record, I never said “its the same as driving on a highway” but I did compare the two and provide facts that almost all of us drive our cars faster, closer, and in about 100x the amount of traffic every day.
I’m aware boats don’t have brakes(no shit), but cars also don’t stop on a dime either.
I’d also like to add, as with both cars and boats, driving near someone(in-front, behind, to either side) is when your most likely to get into an accident with another vehicle. Following behind someone the whole way up the river could be more dangerous than just passing them and running your own speed by yourself.
I would not do 100 around that turn on a busy weekend either, but a weekday/off weekend/early morning… I would do it every single time if it felt safe.
Me too!Right on. Glad we boat on different lakes.
Don't be so hard on yourselfI work for the State.. you do the math.
Parker is small and a lot of people who have places there know each other. And a lot of them have fast boats or know people with fast boats. So if someone is doing a hot lap going by road runner or foxes it’s because more than likely someone they know is at that bar and they are just having fun. Why do guys go flying down the drags at Glamis? Because it’s fun showing your shit every now and then and getting some thrill in. As long as they aren’t being an asshole about it what does it matter. What’s not fun about doing a couple hot laps and then going back to the bar and talking to your buddies about it and watching the videos they took of youThat just it, who the fuck are they even trying to impress? Or is it just the LAM thing going on?
I prefer my LifeLine over any auto inflatable. If I go flying out of my boat, I will have some cushion protecting my torso and some support behind my neck when I hit my windshield, fiberglass etc.Great post!
We have lineline jackets on the boat. But frankly, they're a bit much to be wearing for run to Pirates and really don't wear jackets unless we're running hard in the ocean. I've been looking at picking up like 6 auto inflate streamline jackets for everyone on the boat but there's so many different brands and price points. I love the streamlineness of them and the ease of wear. I think I personally and everyone else would wear them more often if I had some of these.
Fast&Loud Photography posted a video of us from the helicopter running during Supercat on one of the social media platforms (can't remember which) 150 or something comments and a LARGE majority of them was people talking shit because we had no jackets on.Of course also fat bald guy driver, small dick complex, boats are stupid, my fishing boat is faster, buy a cat, that things slow, helicopters are stupid, that's dangerous, someone is going to die, it's too loud, blah blah blah. I swear social media is just full of fucking IDIOTS.
People obviously weren't hugged enough as children. Or maybe hugged too much? I don't know, anyway, I digress. LOL
So, which one of the auto inflate vests are the best and why?
So you're saying it's about making your buddy hot n bothered, eh?Parker is small and a lot of people who have places there know each other. And a lot of them have fast boats or know people with fast boats. So if someone is doing a hot lap going by road runner or foxes it’s because more than likely someone they know is at that bar and they are just having fun. Why do guys go flying down the drags at Glamis? Because it’s fun showing your shit every now and then and getting some thrill in. As long as they aren’t being an asshole about it what does it matter. What’s not fun about doing a couple hot laps and then going back to the bar and talking to your buddies about it and watching the videos they took of you
So we don’t like wake boats, fast boats, desert storm speed runs, new country music, crowds, popcorn prices, and did I mention crowds?
Only thread that everyone agrees with is the FukstickRick.![]()
And people walking on their lawn.So we don’t like wake boats, fast boats, desert storm speed runs, new country music, crowds, popcorn prices, and did I mention crowds?
Only thread that everyone agrees with is the FukstickRick.![]()
The day I don't want to do a hot lap, put a bullet in me as I'm already dead inside. I like to watch them too, that's why we have fast boats.Parker is small and a lot of people who have places there know each other. And a lot of them have fast boats or know people with fast boats. So if someone is doing a hot lap going by road runner or foxes it’s because more than likely someone they know is at that bar and they are just having fun. Why do guys go flying down the drags at Glamis? Because it’s fun showing your shit every now and then and getting some thrill in. As long as they aren’t being an asshole about it what does it matter. What’s not fun about doing a couple hot laps and then going back to the bar and talking to your buddies about it and watching the videos they took of you
And people walking on their lawn.![]()
Don't forget the EZ up folks.And people who don’t return their carts.