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Hot young chicks rarely bang old dudes. It could happen, but not likely with a few thousand young guy competition around. The only place I have seen lots of young chicks with old dudes is Cuba. The chicks though are amateur prostitutes. They want something in return of their time. Cuban government though has cracked down on foreigners hanging with local girls. Second place would be Thailand, but its a long trip, semi pricey for hotels, etc. The only way to bang young chicks involves some form of prostitution.

You're WAAAAY overthinking this LOL :p
 

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I can only imagine how fun it would be to walk around that place on mushrooms! :thumbsup

If any one of us went there with a bag of mushrooms for the weekend I'm sure we could bang more then a few women out there.

Now what they look like might be a different story. :D
 

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If any one of us went there with a bag of mushrooms for the weekend I'm sure we could bang more then a few women out there.

Now what they look like might be a different story. :D

Bingo. The girls will walk around from camp to camp looking for drugs. Just sit next to the RV and wait. ;)

They key is to not bring anyone's wife or gf. they will hate and scare them away.
 

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If you think Beer Goggles are effective, just imagine how attractive old dudes can be when some chick is wearing Acid or Mushroom Goggles.

Get ya one of those crazy suits with $$$$$ signs all over it the weirdo investment guy wears on the infomercial, and the trippy ones likely will think they can get rich giving a BJ to "MoneyMan"....:skull
 

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All I have to say is "Daddy issues" and why are you shopping in the teen dept when adults are given it away?
 

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I still dont get it. Camping in 100+ deg and no water to carouse in? Imma pass.

One of the main reasons I posted this thread. I love the heat but can't do it without water. Just wondered what the temptation and attraction was to get people to go that far out into the desert to participate lol.
 

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I always thought it was just a bunch of hippies out partying in the desert? I didn't even know they sold tickets too it.



RD

I wonder how they control admissions......you can't fence off a huge dry lake out in the middle of the desert?? And I wonder how the organizers put it all together....permits, insurance, etc?

From the pictures, there are lots of cute girls, but I gotta think after 3 or 4 days on a dry lake bed with no showers that stuff has got to be pretty gamie and gritty.
 

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Two words . Toy hauler ! Mine is small but carries 75 gallons of fresh and a couple 55 gallon drums and a teal pump . And I'm showering with the ladys !
 

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Looks like a hell of a good time to me!

Koenig is wrong...I have no doubt that with the proper attitude (read wasted and don't give a fuck), half of the girls shown would not give one fuck about who they were banging, as long as it was a good trip.

Old guys know all the tricks, and frankly don't give a damn who is watching.

While the young bucks are fighting over who is the baddest, I'll be knocking the bottom out of the hippy chicks!!:yikes:thumbsup

Just walk around with a 2 viagra hard on and a bottle of astro glide and it's on...:skull
 

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I wonder how they control admissions......you can't fence off a huge dry lake out in the middle of the desert?? And I wonder how the organizers put it all together....permits, insurance, etc?

From the pictures, there are lots of cute girls, but I gotta think after 3 or 4 days on a dry lake bed with no showers that stuff has got to be pretty gamie and gritty.

[video=youtube;r2ASPa_sEDE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2ASPa_sEDE[/video]
 

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My camping group goes to BM. Their camp is Gigsville. They have also been on the dept of public works there, building the city. There is also a lot of Burners that do little burns after the main one to un- wind. They also have now splinter groups doing there own cause BM has gotten out of control and the ticket lottery situation is casting off original burners,
 

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http://www.ustream.tv/burningman

...I've turned this on a couple of times after a dark,...all lit up it looks like seeing the lights of Nevada as you are coming down out of Utah... ...It looks like a city abuzz,.. ...They have been playing some great music albeit somewhat eclectic, on Burning Man Radio... ...Today you cant see shit as the wind she is blowing...

...The Man is scheduled to be burned at (9 pm sat night and the Temple at 8 pm Sun)...
 

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I still think it would be hard for most old dudes to bang young chicks, didn't say impossible. Its easier to fly up to Vancouver for a few days, decent hotels are reasonable and air fare is usually cheap from Southern California. We have lots of escort agencies, technically because the prostitution laws got struck down by the Supreme Court, prostitution is legal here until they pass new laws. Id post some escort agencies but probably get into trouble so not going to do it. :D
 

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I still think it would be hard for most old dudes to bang young chicks, didn't say impossible. Its easier to fly up to Vancouver for a few days, decent hotels are reasonable and air fare is usually cheap from Southern California. We have lots of escort agencies, technically because the prostitution laws got struck down by the Supreme Court, prostitution is legal here until they pass new laws. Id post some escort agencies but probably get into trouble so not going to do it. :D

Have you ever used one of them services? Always wonder what the "experience" is like.
 
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