In case of water landing, do you grab the lips or boobs?

[The Prisoner]

Instagram Model Says Her 22-Pound Breasts Got Her Kicked Off Plane

Instagram model says she was kicked off plane because her boobs are too explicit.

www.tmz.com

 

[MCnParker]

 

[was thatguy]

WTF was that??!!

 

[Icky]

What he said

WTF was that??!!

 

[Roaddawg]

Gross

 

[Todd Mohr]

OMG

 

[MPHSystems]

I’ll just die with my dignity.

 

[traquer]

Should have kicked her off mid-flight out the back door DB cooper style

 

[Lavey5150]

Seriously, how much to tap it, and no one would know........... well. you'd have to esplain the new botes,trucks,houses,1000HP sand cars you have now.......

 

[spectra3279]

That just ain't right.

 

[500bbc]

That's one ugly dude...

 

[RichL]

I have no words.

 

[rivrrts429]

There was a time not long ago that @shintoooo would hammer you with a week long ban for posting that thing lol

 

[badgas]

OMG

I hate fake lips to begin with

That is the ugliest person I have ever seen

 

[Yldboyz]

That thing should have gone in the stowaway.

 

[was thatguy]

 

[The Prisoner]

There was a time not long ago that @shintoooo would hammer you with a week long ban for posting that thing lol

With her face, I would say 3 weeks.

 

[Drew]

At least if it’s a water landing there is plenty of flotation with that thing

 

[HB2Havasu]

I don’t think there’s enough beer to tap that. WT actual F ???

 

[Bullet28]

There are truly some things in life not worth seeing, this is one of mine.

 

[BUDMAN]

Well, that was disturbing to say the least. Hope I don’t have any nightmares

 

[Justfishing]

she will lose her case. Those things are a hazard. If you popped in flight it would bring the plane down.

 

[2Driver]

Hope I don’t have any nightmares

Me too, I’m taking the pillows off the bed tonight just in case.

 

[BUDMAN]

Me too, I’m taking the pillows off the bed tonight just in case.

Great idea

 

[DRYHEAT]

Instagram Model Says Her 22-Pound Breasts Got Her Kicked Off Plane

Instagram model says she was kicked off plane because her boobs are too explicit.

www.tmz.com

I think you need to find a new hobby.

 

[Happy Smitty]

I think she should get a third boob installed.

 

[spectra3279]

At least if it’s a water landing there is plenty of flotation with that thing

Does silicone float or sink?

I'd be afraid they would explode and kill me

 

[Nordie]

I think I'll go back and look at everyone's missing finger tips thread.

 

[The Prisoner]

Hey, don’t laugh. She’ll be next year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover.

 

[Sherpa]

I’d bet the pre-mods pics she’d be ugly as sin.
Now she’s a dumpster fire freak. Gross.

And she knows the boobs got her kicked off the plane. Nobody wants to see that shit.
Not even Ron White. Lol

 

[DRYHEAT]

I was getting ready to eat dinner but after seeing that I’ve lost my appetite. Great weight-loss tool.

 

[Drew]

Does silicone float or sink?

I'd be afraid they would explode and kill m

Does silicone float or sink?

I'd be afraid they would explode and kill me

If the plane lost cabin pressure they probably would explode

 

[Drew]

Hey, don’t laugh. She’ll be next year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover.

Only if she used to have a penis

 

[spectra3279]

Only if she used to have a penis

Don't you mean still has one?

 

[monkeyswrench]

Some links just shouldn't be opened...
My eyes HURT

 

[Tank]

Mentally ill.

Legitimately.

 

[Flatsix66]

WTF?

 

[DarkHorseRacing]

This reminds me of the "ugliest cat" contests... that is probably the ugliest i have seen in a long, long time. How can you even use the term "model" in the same sentence as this person (for lack of a better term, I'll call her "Pam")?

 

[Bajastu]

Kill it with fire

 

[was thatguy]

Hey, don’t laugh. She’ll be next year’s Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover.

Probably.

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

Is that one of the new silicone versions of a blow up doll you can get at the adult store? Not sure your could make those lips anymore perfect on masterbating device

 

[Wheeler]

"In case of water landing"​

Are you telling us that she's a squirt er ?

 

[02HoWaRd26]

Think we met her sister last weekend at the river. Gal was 4’10”-5’ max and her ass had to be 5000cc per side. I do not grasp these insane surgical procedures.

 

[MPHSystems]

That is the ugliest person I have ever seen

 

[spectra3279]

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Nope. Thats a tie for first place. When your ugly enough a blowjob counts as anal.

 

[Brokeboatin221]

She looks like a salvage title car that had the airbags go off………

 

[TomD]

Forget the airline, the train company is going to sue her for making them take a dirt road. FUGLEY!!

 

[Joe mama]

Like Andrew dice clay said “ No ones even thought of f..king that”. Oooh!