RULES TO TEACH YOUR SON, AND DAUGHTER!

[satellitemike]

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or don’t play at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Take time to snuggle your pets, they love you so much and are always happy to see you.
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. If ever in doubt, remember whose son you are and REFUSE to just be ordinary!
32. In all things lead by example not explanation.

 

[Jay Dub]

amen

 

[Instigator]

If you could just teach 1/2 of those items to the younger kids and more importantly most adults today, we would live in a much better place!!!!

 

[Carlson-jet]

Where is the make her sign a prenuptial if you have two nickles to rub together????

That list is way too short.
And where is the list to teach your Daughters?

 

[Wedgy]

Aye!
Plus separate bank accounts!
And not taking any shit, from anyone, and that includes you!

 

[Gelcoater]

Where is the make her sign a prenuptial if you have two nickles to rub together????

That list is way too short.
And where is the list to teach your Daughters?

It’s almost the same list,
With a #33.

33. Don’t date a guy who doesn’t live by the above list.

 

[satellitemike]

Where is the make her sign a prenuptial if you have two nickles to rub together????

That list is way too short.
And where is the list to teach your Daughters?

1. Stand up straight.
2. Know how to change a tire, but whenever possible, let a man to do it for you.
3. Your physical appearance matters. That’s the world we live in, and it’s also how we’re wired.
4. Inner beauty — intelligence, personality, confidence, and a sense of humor — becomes more important as you get older. Wits never sag.
5. Know that you are more beautiful than you will ever give yourself credit for.
6. It’s my job to keep you safe. That’s why it’s also my job to teach you how to use a gun.
7. Take good care of your skin.
8. Don’t worry about dieting. Eat healthy, exercise, drink in moderation, and everything will fall into place.
9. Gender is not a social construct. Embrace the differences between men and women.
10. Read more. It allows you to borrow someone else’s brain.
11. It’s safe to assume that almost every guy you meet wants to sleep with you.
12. If anyone says its okay to be fat, they’re lying to you.
13. Let him pay for dinner most of the time.
14. Just because you can fit into that tiny dress doesn’t mean you should wear it.
15. Don’t sleep around.
16. Play sports. You’ll probably run, throw, and fight like a girl, but that’s magnificent.
17. Money is important. It won’t make you happy, but it solves many of the problems that will make you unhappy.
18. You will most likely regret getting a tattoo.
19. If you are blessed with the gift of being able to create and shape a life, embrace it. You’ll probably find it more rewarding than any career, but you can still have both.
20. You have all the power over boys. Let them cherish and revere you.
21. Ignoor the boos, they usually come from the cheap seats.
22. Don’t try to party like one of the guys. You don’t metabolize alcohol at the same rate, and that’s how bad things can happen.
23. Success is doing whatever it is that you love, and doing it well. But… (See #17)
24. Just because your brother might go on spring break with his friends doesn’t mean you can. (See #6, #9, #11, #22)
25. Finally, remember that rules are for the obedience of fools and the guidance of a smart, strong woman.

 

[LowRiver2]

If knocked to tje ground, hammer fist, or rock to the side of the temple will either distract or stop the aggressor long enough to counter or escape the guard.

The revolver in our planned spot is ready, get to and keep your finger off the trigger until your have your front site on the threat.

Sit in a restaurant with your back to the wall and know two or more exits, tell your siblings to get down when the gunfire erupts and move away or
Attack if within arms reach.

Hands on the steering wheel, interior light on when the Officer in a marked car pulls you over, drive to a lighted area or call 911 if you don’t think it’s a real Cop.

Do not hold on to a lit firework should make the failed mistake to light one.

Know exits
Anywhere you spend the night , anywhere.

 

[RCDave]

Never break the First Rule.

First Rule is never do anything dumb!

 

[LowRiver2]

“Hope is never a good plan”

 

[stingray11]

Go after your dreams jump in with both feet not one. Doing what you love to do in work is like not working a day in your life

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[TPC]

“Ignor the boos they come from the cheap seats”