Islander Trailer Trash Talk!

[Islander Girl]

YAY!!! Batman is coming. Between Bill's two killers, Kevin's new princess, Mini the devil dog and Batman, we should set up for some awesome midget wrestling! Daisy and Lola can referee!:skull

 

[Chipster27]

I am Kate... And I am a firefighter....

I'm Chip, a Sagittarius, I like to take long walks on the beach at the Islander and getting yelled at for playing my radio too loud. If I grow up I want to be Bill Carr, but taller. arty2:

 

[Outdrive1]

If I grow up I want to be Bill Carr, but taller. arty2:

Nobody is that perfect.

Sent from the mother f____ing Droid.

 

[Islander Girl]

I'm Chip, a Sagittarius, I like to take long walks on the beach at the Islander and getting yelled at for playing my radio too loud. If I grow up I want to be Bill Carr, but taller. arty2:

:lmao:lmao

 

[KateNdaniel]

YAY!!! Batman is coming. Between Bill's two killers, Kevin's new princess, Mini the devil dog and Batman, we should set up for some awesome midget wrestling! Daisy and Lola can referee!:skull

We're bringing Cadence. He'll eat the whole lot of 'em.

Kate
:witch:

 

[KateNdaniel]

I'm Chip, a Sagittarius, I like to take long walks on the beach at the Islander and getting yelled at for playing my radio too loud. If I grow up I want to be Bill Carr, but taller. arty2:

SMARTASS.

 

[Islander Girl]

We're bringing Cadence. He'll eat the whole lot of 'em.

Kate
:witch:

No way! Cadence is a big old teddy bear. He loves me!!!!

 

[Chipster27]

SMARTASS.

:drnkfr
Finally someone understands me.
Just for the record, you've had a direct response to two of my posts. You're now at 22 posts so technically I've been responsible for increasing your post count 10%.

 

[Islander Girl]

Chip, I'm sure that must qualify you for some type of award. I'm not sure what but there's got to be something........:skull

 

[Chipster27]

Chip, I'm sure that must qualify you for some type of award. I'm not sure what but there's got to be something........:skull

This place is like AYSO soccer, everyone is a winner and everyone goes home with a trophy :thumbsup

 

[Outdrive1]

This place is like AYSO soccer, everyone is a winner and everyone goes home with a trophy :thumbsup

So you're saying we are all gay?

Sent from the mother f____ing Droid.

 

[Chipster27]

So you're saying we are all gay?

That's like saying Bill is "all" man. I mean he as some very "metro-sexual" attributes. His perfect stature, never a hair out of place, drinks Coors Light and when it comes to style- he's the guy most people turn to.

 

[Islander Girl]

Is it just me or does anyone else find it interesting that Bill is around today but has not been defending all the slams to his masuclinity? Interesting.....very interesting.....

 

[pronstar]

The best thing I can say about Bill is...












...he has cool friends :thumbsup

 

[OutCole'd]

Go to hell, all of you.

 

[Outdrive1]

That's like saying Bill is "all" man. I mean he as some very "metro-sexual" attributes. His perfect stature, never a hair out of place, drinks Coors Light and when it comes to style- he's the guy most people turn to.

You decribing Bill or are you describing Dave H?

 

[Chipster27]

You describing Bill or are you describing Dave H?

Well I might have copied and pasted that from a thread ***** started back in the Hot Boat days. I did remove the part about black socks 'cuase Bill rocks the knee high tube socks with three blue stripes (which he wears as thigh highs due to his vertical limitations).

EDIT:
L-M-A-O the word J.O.R.D.Y comes up as *****

 

[Mandelon]

Look at Chip, posting overtime...n shit.

 

[OutCole'd]

Look at Chip, posting overtime...n shit.

Check out Mandy, New ITT'er... n shit.

 

[Islander Girl]

Is it 4/27 yet? I need a vacation!:drunk

 

[Daddy-g]

Is it 4/27 yet? I need a vacation!:drunk

The real question is...
Is it 4:20 yet?

 

[Mandelon]

Check out Mandy, New ITT'er... n shit.

Hey, I ain't payin $475 a month to sit by myself. You said the spot came with friends.....

 

[Islander Girl]

Bill lies. He has no friends......:skull

 

[procraftkev]

Good morning trashers!!!! Four more days!!!!

 

[Chipster27]

Good morning trashers!!!! Four more days!!!!

w00t w00t! Let me know if you need some help this weekend! Sounds like no one else will be there. Oh and by help I mean I'll drink your beer, stare at your wife and tell you you're doing things wrong...kind of like we're married but without all that sexual tension.

 

[Islander Girl]

YAY KEVIN!!! Are you taking the new baby?

 

[OutCole'd]

Good morning trashers!!!! Four more days!!!!

:champagne:

 

[Daddy-g]

WTF?

 

[Islander Girl]

I'm pretty sure that's a metaphor for Chip and Bill's relationship!

 

[Chipster27]

:lmao

I'm pretty sure that's a metaphor for Chip and Bill's relationship!

 

[Islander Girl]

OOPPS, sorry. I didn't mean to type that out loud!arty2:

 

[OutCole'd]

It's Lynn chasing Lola around...

 

[procraftkev]

YAY KEVIN!!! Are you taking the new baby?

Nope Guys trip to set things up. She needs more shots and that little buger would be in the way. She will be out for desert storm.

 

[Daddy-g]

I'm pretty sure that's a metaphor for Chip and Bill's relationship!
OOPPS, sorry. I didn't mean to type that out loud!arty2:

It's Lynn chasing Lola around...

Ooooo, that is some funny she-at right thar!

 

[Islander Girl]

Time for the Desert Storm ITT shin dig sign up.

Saturday, April 30that 6 PM

Bring your own meat to BBQ and a side dish to share. Please sign your name, how many people and what side dish you'll be bringing. Copy and paste the list as you sign up por favor. Gracias!

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad

 

[Chipster27]

Time for the Desert Storm ITT shin dig sign up.

Saturday, April 30that 6 PM

Bring your own meat to BBQ and a side dish to share. Please sign your name, how many people and what side dish you'll be bringing. Copy and paste the list as you sign up por favor. Gracias!

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad

Is this going to be at the Sheraton?

 

[Islander Girl]

I don't care if it's at Motel 6! As long as its not at site 40, I'm in!

 

[OutCole'd]

I don't care if it's at Motel 6! As long as its not at site 40, I'm in!

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).

 

[Daddy-g]

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).
Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat

 

[procraftkev]

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).
Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat
Procraftkev (4) Baked beans and my own meat

 

[Chipster27]

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).
Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat
Procraftkev (4) Baked beans and my own meat
Chipster27 (4) Cesar salad and rolls and some fresh meat

 

[pronstar]

Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat
Procraftkev (4) Baked beans and my own meat
Chipster27 (4) Cesar salad and rolls and some fresh meat

Hmmm.., so Kev & Daddy G are bringing their own meat.
But I notice you didn't really specify WHO's fresh meat you're bringing :skull

We'll be in for something...just need to figure out what :thumbsup

 

[Chipster27]

We'll be in for something...just need to figure out what :thumbsup

Just keep the portions small enough for Bill to get his hands around. Those baby carrots used in salads or Vienna Wieners are a good example. Nothing too big like a cream filled sponge cake from Hostess.

 

[OutCole'd]

Just keep the portions small enough for Bill to get his hands around. Those baby carrots used in salads or Vienna Wieners are a good example. Nothing too big like a cream filled sponge cake from Hostess.

WTF???? Why does everyone have to pick on me??? What did I do? I'm going to cram a cup cake in your friggen eye sockets!:smackbum::fingers:

By the way, thanks for helping out on the seadoo's...

 

[Chipster27]

By the way, thanks for helping out on the seadoo's...

No problem. If he puts up any resistance I'll sweeten the deal by throwing in your Magic.

WTF???? Why does everyone have to pick on me??? What did I do? I'm going to cram a cup cake in your friggen eye sockets!:smackbum::fingers:

Sometimes when I cry...I still taste chocolate icing.

 

[Daddy-g]

WTF???? Why does everyone have to pick on me??? What did I do? I'm going to cram a cup cake in your friggen eye sockets!:smackbum::fingers:

Because you are the sweetest guy in the bunch and everyone loves you, baby!

 

[Chipster27]

Because you are the sweetest guy in the bunch and everyone loves you, baby!

X2 :champagne:

 

[OutCole'd]

No problem. If he puts up any resistance I'll sweeten the deal by throwing in your Magic.


Sometimes when I cry...I still taste chocolate icing.

LOL...

Because you are the sweetest guy in the bunch and everyone loves you, baby! View attachment 144779

Whatever....

X2 :champagne:

X27arty2:

 

[pronstar]

No problem. If he puts up any resistance I'll sweeten the deal by throwing in your Magic.

That wouldn't be Elfin magic, would it?

 

[KateNdaniel]

Islander Girl-2-pasta salad
OC'd -4?- What ever Lynn tells him to bring (usually wine).
Daddy-G: (2) Limey Goodness and my own meat
Procraftkev (4) Baked beans and my own meat
Chipster27 (4) Cesar salad and rolls and some fresh meat
Kate n Daniel (4) Fresh Fruit, wine, Crown Royal, and I'm not falling for the meat jokes, so i'll bring "the other pink meat".... SALMON.