Gas Jokes

[RiverDave]

Humor only please..

 

[BingerFang]

Better be careful with all the Biden jokes… someone might move it to the dungeon. Lol

 

[ElAzul]

 

[spectra bash]

 

[TPC]

Price will rise again when Putin deploys those Chinese Ding Dong Rockets.

 

[SFV2RVR]

 

[Wmc]

 

[C-Ya]

My wife wanted something expensive for our anniversary……… So I filled up her tank with gas!

Happy Anniversary Honey!

 

[mjc]

 

[MPHSystems]

That is funny AF

Also: Nancy Kerrigan had a Ripp’en shitter.

 

[Good Stuff]

 

[napanutt]

 

[napanutt]

 

[RitcheyRch]

 

[Bigbore500r]

ME: HOW HIGH IS GAS GONNA GET?

THE GAS -

 

[joecfd1]

 

[RitcheyRch]

 

[JUSTWANNARACE]

 

[DRYHEAT]

Who has a boat with old fuel in it that needs it disposed of?

 

[2Driver]

The Joke is in the White House

 

[rmarion]

currently sitting on the Houston tarmac flying back to Ontario, Ca....

waiting for 30 minutes.....

Pilot, we must return and refuel..... for our flight to Ontario, Ca

Me; Airlines cannot afford fuel also...

 

[Mandelon]

Saw $6.89 today for premium. F me.

 

[MSum661]

 

[HST4ME]

 

[Good Stuff]

Gas prices are so high Ludacris started singing about hoes in the same area code.

 

[just_floatin]

 

[Jed-O]

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Since I drive a deisel and have no kids I'm aware of, I'd better get back in the saddle and spread my seed.

 

[Lunatic Fringe]

 

[DaytonaBabe]

 

[bk2drvr]

 

[RitcheyRch]

 

[RitcheyRch]

 

[joecfd1]

 

[attitude]

 

[DaytonaBabe]

Still my fave...

 

[2Driver]

 

[LuauLounge]

I got robbed at the Shell gas station today. Called the cops and they asked who did it?

I said Pump #8

 

[beaverretriever]

A customer of ours was complaining about fuel prices and they didn't want to buy a boat. I told them to just take the gas out of the boat to use in their truck to get it down to the launch ramp. Once there, take the gas out of the truck and put it back in the boat. That way, they only fill one to save money. They were so completely lost.

 

[joecfd1]

 

[just_floatin]

 

[pronstar]

The best joke:
Putin’s Price Hike

 

[RitcheyRch]

 

[RitcheyRch]

 

[Long Way Home]

 

[Long Way Home]

 

[DLC]

 

[floatn turd]

 

[just_floatin]

https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1503981060673187842

 

[Caydens Cat]

It may be in here, last time the gas went up someone on here said…. “Went to the counter to get $5 worth of gas, the clerk printed out the receipt and farted on it”. Says, “here’s your gas”. Still laugh.

 

[nowski]

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