RD vs. Whiteworks...

[SJP]

We will throw the nautique in the water and I have the big boy ski out there. I'm betting I have tyro up inside of 5 tries. And up in the air chair within 10 tries.

Honestly, if you get the air chair out it changes the whole dynamic. You will raise a bunch of $ for outnumbered. That is a game changer.

 

[doubleeagle]

Hey SJP I would suggest you bring your pontoon at the bottom of your post so you can raise and lower RD in the water
A Davey Davit

 

[RitcheyRch]

:lmao

I've watched Dave struggle taking out the trash, I don't see how he is gonna pull off a deep water start on anything less than a sheet of plywood. With a little instruction tyro will pop up.

Those really do help for those that are learning to ski. Thats what I used the first time skiing and it helped.

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Tyro will get up

 

[Mondorally]

Lol.

I'm half tempted to get in the truck and meet you guys there Sunday. But were having a hell of a time with the baby and Sunday is her break. So I'll wait for the results.

All I know is I'm skiing at the tube float weekend lol

Come down if you can! :thumbsup

 

[River Lynchmob]

Tyro. It's a bad bet. Dave's put of shape but Mike Mack taught him how to ski and he has actually skied. Lol. You should have bet him push-ups or something.

I think he has a better shot at skiing than doing 10 full range of motion push ups!

 

[Wicky]

RiverDiva is looking for donation for her mothers club. This would be the perfect time for RD to step up.......for charity.

I'm in.
$5 if he shows up.
$10 if he shows up on time at 5:30am
$20 if he holds on for a full 15 seconds.
$50 if he gets up and passes the boat wake.

$100 if he shows up in a leather jacket

 

[Hugh Jascaulk]

I've got one of those EZ UP ski handles if you want to use it. Makes getting up a breeze. The rope actually pulls the ski out of the water.

 

[whiteworks]

I've got one of those EZ UP ski handles if you want to use it. Makes getting up a breeze. The rope actually pulls the ski out of the water.

Its starting to sound like the special olympics of water skiing in here Next thing you know we'll be tieing the skis together and then to the boat so our "special" friend can get up

 

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[RiverDave]

It's possible

I challenged you Dylan.. and I will do it against you Heads up.. When will you be coming out?

I have first hand knowledge that Dylan can ski, I pulled him at Puddingstone one time.

Brandin, his wife, my wife all have first hand knowledge I can ski.. So what does that mean? LOL.. It's who can do it now that we are old fat and lazy?

We are breaking out the fatboy ski on Sunday btw. Mondorally is towing.

Yep.. and odds are this deal will be over and won on Sunday.

So Dave, heads up? That's like the 5th time I've asked?

At 5:30 in the morning? Are you on some kind of drugs? LOL..

Still don't get why he won't go heads up lol.

It's going to be over before it even began Tyro..

. He only makes bets he knows are locks. He said it himself. Heads up means there's. A chance he could lose. By skiing alone, he can control the outcome.

Yes

Lol in the hood we call that chicken.

In the white collar world we call that winning.

I've watched Dave struggle taking out the trash, I don't see how he is gonna pull off a deep water start on anything less than a sheet of plywood. With a little instruction tyro will pop up.

You sure talk a lot of smack for a guy that's been avoiding the same bet.

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Tyro will get up

What the fuck... You guys are saying using a tower is cheating, but you are allowing Clinchers? LOL

RiverDiva is looking for donation for her mothers club. This would be the perfect time for RD to step up.......for charity.

I'm in.
$5 if he shows up.
$10 if he shows up on time at 5:30am
$20 if he holds on for a full 15 seconds.
$50 if he gets up and passes the boat wake.

No offense to your liberal ass... but if I ever got up at 5:30 in the morning for money, the money would go in my pocket, not to anyone else.

Its starting to sound like the special olympics of water skiing in here Next thing you know we'll be tieing the skis together and then to the boat so our "special" friend can get up

But can you? I'm betting you can not!

RD

 

[RitcheyRch]

I see RD looking like Bernie in Weekend at Bernies.

[video=youtube;iq1f9fBPKI4]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq1f9fBPKI4[/video]

 

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[rivermobster]

Tyro. It's a bad bet. Dave's put of shape but Mike Mack taught him how to ski and he has actually skied. Lol. You should have bet him push-ups or something.

Fuck...

Is it too late to change my bet??

 

[CampbellCarl]

A mile is only 2 minutes at 30 mph

Or 1 at 60.......

 

[Yellowboat]

Or 1 at 60.......

30 seconds at 120.

 

[whiteworks]

I really have no time to go all the way out there to watch you get a rope yanked out of your hands a few times before you gas out.

You have until Labor Day to get up, I hope you pull it off.

 

[Tommy Gun Images]

I really have no time to go all the way out there to watch you get a rope yanked out of your hands a few times before you gas out.

You have until Labor Day to get up, I hope you pull it off.

This thread...

 

[RiverDave]

I really have no time to go all the way out there to watch you get a rope yanked out of your hands a few times before you gas out.

You have until Labor Day to get up, I hope you pull it off.

I am making time for your stupid call out.. Yet you won't nut up to your own bets?

Pretty sure hood and rich folk alike call that chicken.

 

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I am making time for your stupid call out.. Yet you won't nut up to your own bets?

Pretty sure hood and rich folk alike call that chicken.

What about hood-rich folks?

 

[460]

Too funny. He will bet Dylan heads up but not me. Lol that's cause he knows I'll beat him. Hahahahahaha

 

[whiteworks]

I am making time for your stupid call out.. Yet you won't nut up to your own bets?

Pretty sure hood and rich folk alike call that chicken.

My call out says you can't get up by Labor Day for $50.00. I'm not spending $500 to go to the river to show you I can ski.

I'd suggest maybe you go prove some people here wrong and go ski this weekend, because as of right now you have a failed attempt from several years ago looming over your head

 

[Bobby V]

My call out says you can't get up by Labor Day for $50.00. I'm not spending $500 to go to the river to show you I can ski.

I'd suggest maybe you go prove some people here wrong and go ski this weekend, because as of right now you have a failed attempt from several years ago looming over your head

Why does it cost $500 to go to the river.:headscratch:

 

[RiverDave]

My call out says you can't get up by Labor Day for $50.00. I'm not spending $500 to go to the river to show you I can ski.

I'd suggest maybe you go prove some people here wrong and go ski this weekend, because as of right now you have a failed attempt from several years ago looming over your head

I would suggest you drive your ass to puddingstone and take some pics or video..

 

[whiteworks]

Why does it cost $500 to go to the river.:headscratch:

Gas, food, hotel.

 

[whiteworks]

I would suggest you drive your ass to puddingstone and take some pics or video..

When you are able to get up you can talk lol

 

[RiverDave]

When you are able to get up you can talk lol

WTF kind of logic is that? You can call me out and I gotta hop like a chimp.. But if I ask you to do the same and you put conditions?

That's kind of a bitch move? (not a dick move)

RD

 

[460]

Heads up Dave. Don't be scared. I've never skied

 

[RiverDave]

Heads up Dave. Don't be scared. I've never skied

After I win the first 50.. I'd be happy to go for a second 50 heads up.

RD

 

[blacksockdown]

I'll pull those fuckers...I'm going to need to wear a helmet for when they pop the handles I don't want to take one in the back of the head...that's a lot of tension on that line!

LMFAO!!! This is one of a gazillion reasons i love this place. LOL..

 

[460]

After I win the first 50.. I'd be happy to go for a second 50 heads up.

RD

Chicken. Noted

 

[whiteworks]

WTF kind of logic is that? You can call me out and I gotta hop like a chimp.. But if I ask you to do the same and you put conditions?

That's kind of a bitch move? (not a dick move)

RD

Evidently you are not clear on the part about me being able to ski, I can get up on a ski today, and not some fat guy sheet of plywood ski. Here is a pic from a few years back this was on a maha 360, do you have any photos from a few years back of you skiing?

I didnt think so

So as it goes in the land of vitual boating n shit, WW1>RD0

I look forward to seeing some pics or video of you skiing this weekend:thumbsup

 

[Skinny Tire AH]

I'll put a side bet with anyone on the boards. My money's on Tyro. Dylan is an athlete and can obviously ski.

RD
What I really want to know is HOW IN THE HELL you can do what you do , live where you live and not have skid? I can't even begin to figure that out. If someone has asked this earlier in the thread, VIN me. Can you swim?

 

[JBS]

You and I should have our own bet. Same age and same time since last ski attempt. The old guy bet.

What do you have in mind:cool

I am heading to Parker in the morning. MAY give it a try on sunday. I hate cold water :grumble:

 

[Classic Daycruiser]

I'll put a side bet with anyone on the boards. My money's on Tyro. Dylan is an athlete and can obviously ski.

RD
What I really want to know is HOW IN THE HELL you can do what you do , live where you live and not have skid? I can't even begin to figure that out. If someone has asked this earlier in the thread, VIN me. Can you swim?

Tyro spends more time hunting and fishing.

 

[squirtnmyload]

Tyro spends more time hunting and fishing.

Its diaper duty these days

 

[RiverDave]

I'll put a side bet with anyone on the boards. My money's on Tyro. Dylan is an athlete and can obviously ski.

RD
What I really want to know is HOW IN THE HELL you can do what you do , live where you live and not have skid? I can't even begin to figure that out. If someone has asked this earlier in the thread, VIN me. Can you swim?

You need to go back and read.. I skied all growing up. I skied a few years back.. I'm convinced I can ski right now.. Lol.

Dylan an athlete? Where do you figure that? What has he done athletic?

 

[C-2]

Rivermobster rocks :thumbsup

 

[Skinny Tire AH]

You need to go back and read.. I skied all growing up. I skied a few years back.. I'm convinced I can ski right now.. Lol.

Dylan an athlete? Where do you figure that? What has he done athletic?

That's why I said I didn't read the thread. How can you not be able to get up in a few tries? Your body remembers, muscle memory is an amazing thing. You don't remember but the body does.

Dylan has got to be an athlete. He drives a Porsche right? Don't all athletes drive them? Besides, just look at him in that photo.

 

[whiteworks]

I'm an athlete Dave

 

[whiteworks]

Athelete:

A person possessing the natural or acquired traits, such as strength, agility, and endurance, that are necessary for physical exercise or sports, especially those performed in competitive contexts.

 

[RiverDave]

I'm an athlete Dave

Maybe in the keyboard cowboy Olympics.. And I would beat ya at that too.

 

[chvynhra]

Old guy bet- $50
The entertainment from this thread- Priceless

 

[460]

I bet Dylan can do more push ups then Dave.

 

[whiteworks]

I bet Dylan can do more push ups then Dave.

Of course I can I'm an athelete

 

[460]

Of course I can I'm an athelete

 

[460]

So I'm assuming Dave's already on the water?

 

[Riverbound]

I'm guessing things didn't go as planned

 

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I'm guessing things didn't go as planned

I think they were in Laughlin last night.... I'm sure he put a few Silver Bullets in his chances of getting up to ski.